Strangely quiet on this fogless 4am morning. The usual bangs and whirs of garbage trucks is missing, as is the glass rattle of a shopping cart being pushed east on Geary. Seven or eight or ten SFPD cruisers drive around, all of them observing traffic laws and slipping away like wraiths. There have been no sirens from the nearby hospital, fire station, or police station. I think the city is actually asleep, if only briefly.

This happens Every Fucking Month. AT&T insists that my account is “past due.” You can see from the screenshot that the bill is not due until the 23rd of this month yet today is only the 18th of this month. You can also see when they received my last payment. FTR, the autopay is set up such that if the due date is on a non-business day they get their payment by the previous business day. Every month they get their fucking money two days before the bill is due. Fuck you, AT&T, I’ve never been past due.

This happens Every Fucking Month. AT&T insists that my account is “past due.” You can see from the screenshot that the bill is not due until the 23rd of this month yet today is only the 18th of this month. You can also see when they received my last payment. FTR, the autopay is set up such that if the due date is on a non-business day they get their payment by the previous business day. Every month they get their fucking money two days before the bill is due. Fuck you, AT&T, I’ve never been past due.

Old skool Carnivore Club fridge magnet

Old skool Carnivore Club fridge magnet

My sexy leg

My sexy leg

Spicy bro mustard

Spicy bro mustard

Guards the garbage area of my apartment building

Guards the garbage area of my apartment building

2cute2puke:

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so stoked on life today that i had to indulge in an ike’s sandwich. 

When webinars and tequila mix. Photo by Myles Brundage.
Wearing: Sombrero, Army of Darkness t-shirt, Levi’s 501 jeans, Red Wing Gentleman Traveler boots.
Drinking: Diet 7-Up
Computing on: Dell e6400

When webinars and tequila mix. Photo by Myles Brundage.

Wearing: Sombrero, Army of Darkness t-shirt, Levi’s 501 jeans, Red Wing Gentleman Traveler boots.

Drinking: Diet 7-Up

Computing on: Dell e6400

pipelovinladies:

Young lady smoking a pipe whilst on a boat.

pipelovinladies:

Young lady smoking a pipe whilst on a boat.

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